Serious Business Shorts - 1.0

Meet the shorts that ghost plastic and still show up overdressed.

WORMFOOD Shorts — soft on skin, hard on nonsense.
Built from breathable cotton with a relaxed fit that moves like it has nowhere to prove itself. Deep pockets, clean silhouette, elastic comfort, and a white drawstring that quietly does its job without screaming “activewear.”

Made for:

• Late coffees

• Slow Sundays

• Fast exits

• Work-from-home pretending

• Real life, basically

No shiny polyester vibes.
No synthetic gym-bro energy.
Just grounded, everyday comfort with a little rebellion stitched in.

NO PLASTIC FASHION.
Wear better. Rot slower

What is in the box:

• Pants
• Metallic fridge magnet bottle opener
• Collectible Wormfood stcikers
• Instructional leaflet
• Cloth cutting for 100% cotton burn test

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