Serious Business Shorts - 1.0

Meet the shorts that ghost plastic and still show up overdressed.

WORMFOOD Shorts - soft on skin, hard on nonsense.
Made using 100% high-quality cotton with a durable 190 GSM twill weave, with a relaxed fit that moves like it has nowhere to prove itself. Deep pockets, clean silhouette, elastic comfort, and a white drawstring that quietly does its job without screaming “activewear.”

Made for:

• Late coffees

• Slow Sundays

• Fast exits

• Work-from-home pretending

• Real life, basically

No shiny polyester vibes.
No synthetic gym-bro energy.
Just grounded, everyday comfort with a little rebellion stitched in.

NO PLASTIC FASHION.
Wear better. Rot slower

Important note

Cotton Threads can break easily and lose color. In order to maintain production efficiency of our manufacturing staff, we only use Polyester threads which are sturdy.
Waistband elastic may contain polyester.
Any part of the pant that comes in contact with your skin is 100% cotton.

What is in the box

• Pants
• Metallic fridge magnet bottle opener
• Collectible Wormfood stcikers
• Instructional leaflet
• Cloth cutting for 100% cotton burn test

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